Pets

"If I had a pet shop what would I do? I'd beat up all the animals and make them eat my poo!" -Harmono's Bean Emporium theme song. Not actually caried out.

The main characters of Lurtz World 2 are well known for keeping pets.

Squee Jr.: Jarmell 's pet mortal woozle. The son of Squee who died battling The Groodmother. Jarmell bought him from Harmono 's Bean Emporium.

Squaw: Jarmell's pet predatory bird. Jarmell got him shortly after Squee died and before he discovered Squee Jr., from a regular Lurtzonian pet store.

Douche-Macaw: A parrot the repeats Douche-Man 's words. Douche-Man loves his "precious" words being repeated. He bought the parrot from Harmono's Bean Emporium. Douche-Man loves Douche-Macaw more than his own sons.

Golemrilla: Sold to Thiing by Jarmell, Golemrilla was augmented with enchanced stone using Bungee Magic. He is used as brawnee servant.

Horsemono: Originally for sale at the Bean Emporium, Harmono fell in love with this horse. He is now a permanent resident of The Bean Emporium stables.