Bean Bear

"Rive re rour reakfast!" - Bean Bear

 Summary

Bean Bear is the god of wisdom and the creator of the first universe. He is friendly and kind but considered to have some weird tendancies. He lives omnipresently in Universe 3, but can manifest physical form. His romantic partner is Bean-Woman Thing. He had two children with the beanee Ugly, Harmono and Harkslovan. Due to the horrific nature of his children he hid them in shame and got neutered. He also lost interest in having children in any unconventional method, like Smee Bear and Juacqee did. Bean Bear considers living among his creations as his heaven.

 General History

Bean Bear created the Bean Universe as part of a deal with Squabee and M'jorcoos. This universe would establish the laws for the following universes, such as the Dark Spire, Soul Spire. It also established the planets and races. Bean Bear established god-time as years past in the before world, while time passed in the Lurtz World universes went incredibly quicker. The other universes history continued from the Bean Universe. Bean Bear attempted to hide his two sons safely but things did not go as planned. Harmono killed Harkslovan, who would return to the Before World, make originators extinct and murder Ugly. Bean Bear originally planned for all things in the universe to end with him, but then the Doomed Universe was created. Bean Bear decided he'd enjoy living among his creations and for awhile did so, even tempararily becoming president. Bean Bear encouraged other gods to help with Lurtz World allowing them to control certain aspects of reality. He eventually realized living among the Lurtzonians too physically abusive and they were rubbing off on him so he decided to just observe them. He does co-exist with them in video game dimension and the soul spire however.