Douche-Man

 "This conversation isn't enough about Douche-Man" -Douche-Man.

 Summary

Douche-Man, originally labled A17, is a Soulvoid, that absorbed the souls of Wolverine-Man, Maximum-Man and Robust-Man. He is the Pandora Heart's personification of Doucheyness and is very one-dimensional. He is married to the Soulvoid, Flattery-Woman, a collection of flattery spectons. He has had many sons with her all named Douche-Lad, many have died serving him. He has one other son with the deceased Retardo-Douche-Man, Retardo-Man. Douche-Man has a pet parrot named Douche-Macaw, that pleases him by repeating his words. Douche-Man is president of Douche Land, and resides in his Douche House in Douchington. Douche-Man is the head of the current incarnation of the Time-Squad.

 General History

Douche-Man was the first Soulvoid created in Project Purgatory, and helped establish the identidy for his race. He first appeared in Universe 3, living among the Lurtz World 1 shortly before Armageddon Omega. Douche-Man helped defend Lurtz World 2 from the Time Army invasion and was there to witness the death of Harmono's fleshy form. During the problems with the re-emerged Waste Lands, Douche-Man developed a deep hatred of one of Bean Bear's children Bean Man. Douche-Man was tasked with stopping Bean Man dumping mutagenic pollutants in the Waste Lands and succeeded, severely beating Bean Man. During the Armageddon Cult's assault onLurtzopilis, Bean Man murdered Douche-Man's love Retardo-Douche-Man. Shortly after Douche-Man recieved the Infinity Crystal, from Infinite Rhino. Douche-Man gave sentinence to his ally Dino-Man, a child of the old Rhino-Man and a Dinosaur. He then formed the new Time-Squad. Douche-Man was pleased to hear of Bean Man's death. He continues to travel through time with the help of the crystal.